If you read this blog long enough, you will learn more about me, but here are a few things, just to get you started:
- Laundry is the bain of my existence. I am constantly bitching about the plethora of laundry residing in my basement.
- I have an Italian temper. If something pisses me off, watch out. Beware of the Malocchio, or evil eye. Luckily, this is only a "real life" spell.
- I could lose a few pounds. Maybe 10 or 15. Fine. 50. Why do I feel the need to disclose this fact? I like to write about what people wear, even though they are too big to wear it. Especially at the beach. But it's ok. I can write about fat people - because I'm fat too!
- Just so there are no surprises, you should know that I swear. A lot. If words like "twat, douche bag, fuck, shit, asshole and cocksucker" offend you, this is not the blog for you. (This is not a complete list...I also like to make up shit along the way.)