| What I wouldn't give to have this beast now! |
Then, Dad brought home this little beauty. A friggen Pacer!
| Ours was actually a forest green color. Imagine going from the |
I remember asking if we could put a bumper sticker on it (the fact that I knew he didn't allow them made us want one even more), but he wouldn't budge. To placate us, he let us get one of those waving hands that attach to the car window with a suction cup. Like these, only ours said "Hi!" 
My sister and I thought we were hot shits in the back of the Pacer with that tacky-ass waving hand though. The only lucky one in the car was my little brother, who was probably still in a car seat. The rest of us would be dead on impact in that friggen tuna can of a car.
So, back to bumpah stick-is. There are several that bug me, but here are a few of my favorites:
Kiss Me, I'm Irish (or any other nationality)! Do I look like I give a flying fuck? Get the hell out of my way before I'm late for work....again! By the way, if I did get a bumper sticker, I think it would say...."I'm Italian...Fuck Off!"
Political Bumper Stickers for elections that happened more than 2 months ago. If your candidate won...good for you. You get a cookie. The election is over, and now your candidate is just another typical politician who I couldn't give a shit less about, especially while I'm driving behind you. If your candidate lost, you should have scraped that shit off the morning after the election. You're a loser just like he/she is!
Choose Life, Your Mother Did / Pro Choice! /Against Abortion? Don't Have One! I don't understand why people have to advertise where they stand on this issue ON THEIR FRIGGEN CAR! I am a complete stranger driving behind you. Announcing your opinion to the world only makes me want to speed up and ram the front end of my car into your ugly bumper stickered ass (regardless of what your opinion is).
These are the three that bug me the most. The only thing that bugs me more than bumpah stick-iz these days is the obnoxious testicles guys hang from trailer hitches on their trucks. Truck Nuts are fucking stupid. If you have them, my only thought is that you are overcompensating for something you lack in real life. I don't want to see a set of nasty balls hanging from the back of your truck. Perhaps women with small boobs should turn their headlights into tits. At least it would be an affordable boob job!
I'm rambling...so...are there any bumpah stick-is that bug the crap out of you? Comment to let me know!
