She has one ad out there that starts off with a lady on a Boston street, with her Boston accent in full effect, and she says "Her faathah was a janidah. My faathah was a janidah." So now we elect people based on the jobs their parents held? Scarier still, having a father who was a janitor somehow qualifies her for the US Senate? The fuck?
She also claims to have Cherokee Indian roots. Suuuuuurrrreeeeeeee you do, Nocahontas. Sure you do.
Oh Yeah. I totally see the resemblance.
Last time he ran, his ads were all about the fact that he hit the campaign trail in his pick up truck. Just a regular guy running for Senate. This time around, he walks into a diner like an Average Joe and talks about his accomplishments. At the end of the ad, a waitress comes over with a pot of coffee and says, "You deserve anothah cup." I'm hoping that the waitress trips and spills the entire pot of hot coffee right on his mangina. Clearly, wifey-poo carries his nuts around in her Hermes handbag. We are also subjected to her stories about what a great husband and father Scott is. Can you believe he got up with the kids and got them ready for school while she worked? News Flash: Women EXPECT this type of behavior from their husbands. Big effing deal.
I have a mangina. Vote for me!
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