What I Say: Sat in the audience during the taping of a television show!
What I Meant: It was a school committee meeting. On cable access. But really, if that was my status, who the hell would be jealous of that? So the evening really went something like this: come home from work. Clean the kitchen and living room. Avoid the Husband like the plague because I know he realizes the kids are with my parents, and time alone is extremely rare. Kids come home and bring us their leftovers from dinner with Nana and Papa at the Clam Box. Yay! Dinner is served! Read a few chapters of 50 Shades of Grey and wish I hadn’t avoided the Husband like the plague, before running out the door for the meeting!