What I Say: Having a lovely conversation with my wonderful daughters!
What I Mean: I'm surrounded by bitches. Seriously. You know what they are fighting over? Phone chargers. "That's my phone charger!" "Where's my phone charger?" Mind you, we have about 10 phone chargers in the house, and the only one they can find goes to MY kindle...which is dead...and I have to finish 50 Shades of Grey, for crying out loud! And in the middle of the two of them screaming at each other, the biggest bitch of them all - the Husband a/k/a Rich the Bitch - starts yelling at them to be quiet! I think I'll go downstairs and do a load of laundry or twelve.