What I say: Quiet dinner...off for a family evening hike!
What I mean: Ate a box of macaroni and cheese in front of the tv by myself. (Did the friggen box shrink? It says there's two servings but I'm still stahhhhhvin'!) I'm eating alone because my 12 year old daughter is in a bitchy mood and dislikes me strongly (we don't say hate in this house), and the husband and 15 year old are at Modell's or Dick's or Monkey Sports or some shit like that! Family can TAKE A HIKE...I'm watching Dance Moms on Demand.