What I Say: Successful evening of shopping....spent waaaayyyy too much, but hell, it's only money, right?
What I Mean: I went to Wal-Mart. The reason I spent so much is because I forgot my coupons. Oh, and because I decided that I was worth the extra fifty cents, and splurged on the real Crystal Light instead of the "Great Value" brand. There are certain items that you have to buy the name brand, and there are others where "Great Value" will do. You don't eff with toilet paper. That shit has GOT to be Scotts. Anyway, I'm sure the wonderful people at the Mortgage Co. will understand and give me an extra day or two to scrape up enough cash to pay the mortgage. They are so cool like that!